Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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