If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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