I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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