we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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