i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
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