the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
