I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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