margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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