Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Randomize
