The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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