Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize