How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
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