dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Damn victory sex feels great
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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