why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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