hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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