I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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