I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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