I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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