I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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