Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Randomize
