if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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