He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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