Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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