Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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