OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
and she was petting her beer can
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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