ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Come on in and take your pants off
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