My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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