i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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