in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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