are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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