just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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