did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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