you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
