She announced her abortion via fbk
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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