i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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