His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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