I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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