I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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