doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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