I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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