I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Randomize
