love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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