You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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