To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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