I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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