I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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