doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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