So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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