There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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