Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Randomize
