your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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